Invisible Engine lives on the edge. At least the culinary edge. We’re big fans of the GUT BOMB. That’s why, after having burgers for lunch, Sean and I saddled up to the latest food novelty nightmare: THE MASHED POTATO BOWL FROM KFC. With Brown Gravy. Biscuits extra.
Total damage: 960 calories, 46 grams of fat, 12 grams of saturated fat, 2990 milligrams of sodium (125% of our daily value!)
Taste: Sub-par!
I was at the United States Post Office picking up some of the new 41 cent stamps when I saw this poster.
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Either I’ve made one very powerful enemy or I’ve been doing some sleep stabbin’.
Pop It was featured on a Dutch website, which is really fun. Unfortunately, I missed Operation Market Garden during the War, so I have no idea what the post says. Does anyone speak Dutch? Or even ancient Greek.
My favorite part is that the Dutch word for comments is “Reacties”. That sounds like candy eaten by physicists during the Manhattan Project.
GENERAL GROVES: Bob, pass me some more Reacties.
OPPENHEIMER: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
GENERAL GROVES: ...Whatever, dude.
I just wanted to remind everybody to be a hero today. Do something nice for someone and it will return to you 1000 fold. Godspeed.
Please smack him in the face if you see him.
Why?
Because that lucky sombitch had some rad-sick seats for the Cubs game yesterday. Please note the photo of Chris and IE buddy Nick Rallo (he’s in Buncha Cunch). I am jealous.
Ok. Now we’ve got a blog. We’ve made the leap into 1999.
This will be a forum for you to get to know us (Chris, Matt, Sean, Puppet, Gregory Peck) a bit better. We’ll be posting anything and everything that is not already covered under Shorts, Extras and News. So, get ready for frequent updates about Matt’s ongoing litigation against Scott Bakula. Yay! Blogs!
(Photo depicts the three three of us circa 1999).
